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Noah: Social Distancing Winner

Noah: Social Distancing Winner

By Abbie Schlie


Noah is my hero. No, really! Most people think of Noah as being on the ark for 40 days and 40 nights, give or take a few weeks for the waters to recede. However, when you start adding up all the time from when the animals first arrived to their disembarkment, you realize that Noah was trapped on the ark with his family for more than an entire year. That’s right. Eight people. 365 days PLUS! No wonder he needed a drink when he got off.


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